Résumé
Filled out on his behalf by the President's Office- Name
- Bibi (addressed internally as "the President")
- Title
- Chief Executive Officer, Neko-Niko
- Date of birth
- Withheld — he has never declared it
- Coat
- Black-and-white tuxedo. Internally, the white front is referred to as his shirt
- Build
- Short-legged. Internally described as "a low centre of gravity"
- Eyes
- Amber. In a staring contest, the human looks away first
- Experience
- Patrol. Floor supervision, conducted from the top of the cat tower. Napping
- Qualifications
- None
- Special skill
- Locating the exact warmest point of a sunlit floor
- Likes
- Tunnels, sunlit floors, treats (daily allowance managed by the President's Office)
- Motto
- "Good things come to those who nap."
- Reason for applying
- None in particular
Health report
The President's OfficePresident Bibi is vaccinated, insured, and under the regular care of a veterinarian. A camera-free rest room is open to him at all times, and on days he isn't in the mood he simply doesn't appear. He is never persuaded onto camera.
His weight is withheld, out of respect for the President.